Dad's Army To Be Reinstated On BBC iPlayer
LONDON - following last week's fictional satiric post about the removal of erstwhile and perennial favourite Dad's Army from BBC iplayer, the BBC has since reversed the decision it didn't take and reinstated the popular series to its streaming platform, that it didn't remove in the first place"
"One has to see the series in the context of its time of broadcast", a weary David Davidson (55), still head of the fictional department responsible for the futile attempt to keep the license fee, stated "The BBC has since reviewed the decision it didn't make, following a series of meetings and think tanks that didn't happen, to backtrack on the decision to remove the show from its platform, that it didn't take down in first place"
Surviving cast member Not-Ian Lavender (not 74), was said to be delighted at the move the BBC isn't making to rectify the wrong the that it didn't make,
"A triumph for common sense", the non-scarf wearing actor declared, "Initially I was furious at the action the BBC didn't execute, but I'm even more delighted by the action they are not carrying today."
Writers Jimmy Perry (96) and David Croft (97) were said to be equally ecstatic at the reinstatement when speaking through their clairvoyant, Collina Collinson (55), Barton Stacey's only sit-com related Mystic.
"David and Jimmy would like to pass on their gratitude to the BBC for reversing the action they didn't take, by the noble gesture of not taking this path too. They are delighted that the trades of bankers, greengrocers, undertakers and minor petty criminals can still be mocked by putting their crafted words into their mouths of actors".
Ms Collinson then went on to warn all readers of a long haired man, in a white hat, with a black dog, who may (or may not cross their paths).
"One has to see the series in the context of its time of broadcast", a weary David Davidson (55), still head of the fictional department responsible for the futile attempt to keep the license fee, stated "The BBC has since reviewed the decision it didn't make, following a series of meetings and think tanks that didn't happen, to backtrack on the decision to remove the show from its platform, that it didn't take down in first place"
Surviving cast member Not-Ian Lavender (not 74), was said to be delighted at the move the BBC isn't making to rectify the wrong the that it didn't make,
"A triumph for common sense", the non-scarf wearing actor declared, "Initially I was furious at the action the BBC didn't execute, but I'm even more delighted by the action they are not carrying today."
Writers Jimmy Perry (96) and David Croft (97) were said to be equally ecstatic at the reinstatement when speaking through their clairvoyant, Collina Collinson (55), Barton Stacey's only sit-com related Mystic.
"David and Jimmy would like to pass on their gratitude to the BBC for reversing the action they didn't take, by the noble gesture of not taking this path too. They are delighted that the trades of bankers, greengrocers, undertakers and minor petty criminals can still be mocked by putting their crafted words into their mouths of actors".
Ms Collinson then went on to warn all readers of a long haired man, in a white hat, with a black dog, who may (or may not cross their paths).
